Tin Universe Daily #4
Jeff:
My neighbors, the guys, are in a fist fight outside their apartment. It’s all
WWE here
Karen:
What?
Jeff:
White guys calling each other Nigger over and over again trying to get the
other to stop fighting
Karen:
Why?
Jeff:
Drunk sounds like
Karen:
You live at the best place
Jeff:
I’ve heard “Dog” 8052 time in the past five minutes. I counted
Karen:
Its spelt “dawg”
Jeff:
Thanks for the ethnic vocab lesson
Karen:
I learned it from Randy Jackson
Jeff:
Never trust a Jackson. Wait, that rule only applies to little boys
Karen:
Dude
Jeff:
One just said “Dawg someone called the pigs”
Karen:
Really?
Jeff:
Yep
Jeff:
And that was the weekly police visit to my apartment complex. Getting it in
early this week, it’s only Monday
Karen:
They really said “pigs”
Jeff:
Yes they did
Karen:
Who called the cops?
Jeff:
I didn’t. I was chatting with you the whole time
Karen:
How come none of the fun stuff happens when I’m over there?
Jeff:
When you get your own fun place you’ll get this kind of glory.
Jeff:
Maybe you can move in with that pocket multch girl in class?
Karen?: No vegetarian farts please. Plus she's one of those assholes who lived on the street as homeless for fun.
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