Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Tin Universe Daily #90

Tin Universe Daily #90

JEFF: I love you, Sorry I keep calling you and bugging you tonight but the phone keep cutting off before I could say bye and I love you. Just when you mentioned hot dogs it went bye bye and 13 calls later I finally got to say I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! which I do.


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Tin Universe Daily #89

Tin Universe Daily #89

JEFF: HEY, here at Karen’s. Took me a few gas stations but I got gas. I hope you have a good time in Orlando. Be safe, love you,
FOX: Hey, I didn't get this until just now.  Keep forgetting to check gmail lol.  Just wanted to say though ….I LOVE YOU!

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Tin Universe Daily #88

Tin Universe Daily #88

Going through stuff at Jeff’s place.
Karen, "Do you really need your baptism certificate?"

Jeff, "Yes, in case of rapture."

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Saturday, March 28, 2015

Tin Universe Monthly #22

COMING MARCH 31st- Tin Universe Monthly #22 A FIRST SHOT FIRED, 

Tin Universe Daily #87

Tin Universe Daily #87

FOX: I just had four burritos with sirracha
FOX: And my mouth is burning like Hell
KAREN: My mom-”Too much Sirracha isn’t good. A cook has to be careful. It’s like fishing with TNT if you’re stupid.”
FOX: I love your mom
FOX: LOL
FOX: It was from Taco Bell
KAREN: Mom-“See I have this book, a guide if you will. I’ll make her some good Sirracha food.”
FOX: Love it when your mom pushes her books.
FOX: and yes please.
KAREN: Ok, now I want Taco Bell
KAREN: Wonder if I can convince Jeff to go with me?
FOX: Shouldn’t be too hard to do
FOX: Tell him I say he needs 4th meal

KAREN: I got an empanada. So good.
KAREN: Now I’m so fat.
KAREN: Fatter

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Friday, March 27, 2015

Tin Universe Daily #86

Tin Universe Daily #86

KAREN: Dad’s here, but dishwasher broke down, health inspector is here, it’s chaos. I need a drink already!!!
JEFF: You don’t drink.
JEFF: Do you?
JEFF: I’m sorry it’s so crazy
JEFF: We’ll drink tonight
KAREN: U still in Cocoa?
JEFF: No, I’m in Sat Bch

KAREN: Leaving now
JEFF: Oh, ok, I don’t think I can get away until 5
KAREN: That’s cool. I’ll meet you at your car
JEFF: Oh, did you get a ride?
KAREN: Yea. Sorry. I should have said that. Sorry
JEFF: No, that’s good
KAREN: I had to write an incident report today
JEFF: You ok?
KAREN: Yea, one of the cooks caught his arm in the backdoor
KAREN: He’s a dumbass
JEFF: Isn’t he a distant cousin?
KAREN: Gene pools aren’t perfect
JEFF: Yea, the rest of your family is nice
KAREN: Screw you Mr. My Relatives Are Mountain Folk
JEFF: Were

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Thursday, March 26, 2015

Tin Universe Daily #85

Tin Universe Daily #85

KAREN: My sister is torturing all of us by listening to Taylor Swift over and over and over.
JEFF: I’ll be over in a minute. I have the new CD.

KAREN: I hate you both.

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Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Tin Universe Daily #84

Tin Universe Daily #84

JEFF: Me and Karen got you something
FOX: Me???
FOX: Why???
FOX: Why???
FOX: You guys make my heart warm and fuzzy!
FOX: Triumvirate
JEFF: You
JEFF: Because you’re you
JEFF: Because you’re you
JEFF: Fuzzy hearts can get itchy
JEFF: For the win

FOX: LOL

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Tin Universe Daily #83

Tin Universe Daily #83

JEFF: Lady at library to two other people “I’m not really interested in your conversation. This is a library. Your both stupid”

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Monday, March 23, 2015

Tin Universe Daily #82

Tin Universe Daily #82

KAREN: You will shit yourself when you see dad.
KAREN: He’s dress like a fucking white Irish wannabe black panther.
KAREN: Do you have a ride here?
JEFF: I’m riding with Fox.
KAREN: Ok

JEFF: He looks like a poor cosplay of Jamie from Myth Busters.
KAREN: He says he’s from “The Highlands”?
JEFF: Just be glade he isn’t traditionally kilting it.

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Sunday, March 22, 2015

Tin Universe Daily #81

Tin Universe Daily #81

JEFF: There should be a time in the morning, a sort of bugger you, when you don’t have to deal with stupid people.
KAREN: Agree

KAREN: Maybe people in general.

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Tin Universe Monthly #22

COMING MARCH 31st- Tin Universe Monthly #22 A FIRST SHOT FIRED, 
Part Four http://tinuniverse.blogspot.com


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Saturday, March 21, 2015

Tin Universe Monthly #22


COMING MARCH 31st- Tin Universe Monthly #22 A FIRST SHOT FIRED, 


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Tin Universe Daily #80

Tin Universe Daily #80

Karen: The restaurant is being overrun by mommy bloggers.
Karen: This lady today- “Please don’t say the P Word.”
Karen: Mom- “The P Word?”
Karen: Stupid Asshat- “We don’t use the word peanut in our household because our son is allergic.”
Karen: Mom- “Wait, what?”
Fox: I love your mom.”
Karen: Oh, it gets better. Mom- “So your great plan for protecting your child is to make them stupid to the existence of something that could kill them? You can’t Voldemort peanuts dipshit.”
Karen: Stupid Asshat- “I want to see the manger.”

Karen: Mom- “You’re looking at the owner so go fuck yourself.”

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