Tin Universe Daily #80
Karen:
The restaurant is being overrun by mommy bloggers.
Karen:
This lady today- “Please don’t say the P Word.”
Karen:
Mom- “The P Word?”
Karen:
Stupid Asshat- “We don’t use the word peanut in our household because our son
is allergic.”
Karen:
Mom- “Wait, what?”
Fox:
I love your mom.”
Karen:
Oh, it gets better. Mom- “So your great plan for protecting your child is to
make them stupid to the existence of something that could kill them? You can’t Voldemort
peanuts dipshit.”
Karen:
Stupid Asshat- “I want to see the manger.”
Karen:
Mom- “You’re looking at the owner so go fuck yourself.”
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