Tin Universe Daily #56
KAREN:
Alice Tanner just text me
JEFF:
You hate Alice Tanner
KAREN:
I hardly know Alice Tanner
JEFF:
So what did Franz Kofka High’s rich hipster lesbian have to say?
KAREN:
You know how she is always saying “her people” when it comes to gay stuff?
JEFF:
You mean the way no one ever does, yes
KAREN:
Yea, well you know what else no one ever does. No one texts you from the
stirrups
JEFF:….
KAREN:
She said her vagina needs special equipment that most doctors don’t have
JEFF:
You don’t understand her people veggiena struggles
KAREN:
The Vagina Monologues
JEFF:
I just did a spit take. I’m also pissed I didn’t think of that.
KAREN:
Just why. She doesn’t know me. I don’t know her.
JEFF:
Since she’s all vegan I bet its furless *cackling at my own joke*
KAREN:
Stop
JEFF:
One bad meatless taco
KAREN:
Stop
JEFF:
Not even vegan hotdogs allowed in.
KAREN:
God
JEFF:
Only small things period
KAREN:
Ass
JEFF:
Her people
KAREN:
You are an asshole
JEFF:
Funny how being an asshole makes me feel better :)
KAREN:
This way to perfection
JEFF:
That’s the motto tattooed above that taco
KAREN:
Why do I like you?
JEFF:
It probably smells like boiled cabbage
KAREN:
Why does Gail talk to you?
JEFF:
And has a tofu aftertaste
KAREN:
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