Tin Universe Daily #214
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brian c.williams
Operation Cage: Part 2
Operation
Cage was supposed to be an investigation into Japan’s Underwater Ruins. An
adventure to the highest order. A trip to go forth and find, with a touch stereotypical
villains, and a little social racism.
But…
:(
See
on one of the coasts of Yonaguni, underwater- thus Japan’s Underwater Ruins,
there are ruins that are thought to be 10,000 years old.
They’re
actually much much older than that.
Because
much much older is more more interesting.
The
true facts about the site are debated on award winning shows like Ancient
Beyond Humans on that channel that use to have a lot of self-respect but sold
out Beyond Human this and Beyond Human that and was Hitler actually a Beyond
Human and did he has ball cancer.
But
it also has that guy with the hair.
Yea,
the meme guy.
Viking
Section was hoping it might be the location of The Akasaka Toiletry Case.
It’s
the type of thing they go in for.
Also,
where else would you find such a powerful object if not Japan’s Atlantis.
But
an American group beat Viking Section there so the team has instead gathered to
drink as good British government agents do when things don’t go their way.
‘I
am not saying you’re stupid,’ Gator told Agent Of Words while pouring himself a
drink at Scull’s home bar, ‘Ok, what I’m saying you’re wrong on a very high
level, not a gray area for miscommunication there, Wrong! There is a difference
between being wrong and being stupid. Don’t be so sensitive.’
Scull
put her arms around Agent Of Words and Agent Of Electricity, ‘You’re ok, he’s ok.
I would suggest you get out of his way when he’s drinking.’
‘My
new days are a journey to the next drink,’ Gator told Scull while the agents of
Words and Electricity go off to a corner in Scull’s flat to be weird together.
‘I
think you are so cute when you are crazed in such an American fashion,’ Scull
‘True
friends look you in the eyes and then stab you in the chest. A drink is always
a true friend,’ Gator
‘Ok,’
Scull told him while tossing an empty bottle into a big trash can that had been
setup in the kitchen.
‘I’m
moving from the direction of my life in progress to something scary,’ Gator
told her handing her a new bottle. Then he pulled out a hand rolled cigarette
from a American Civil War era metal case and lit it up.
He
offered one to Scull but she shook no.
‘I
don’t do drugs because my life is scary enough right now,’ Scull
‘I
don’t need technology,’ Gator jumped back into his rant, ‘I like it but like
Fruity Pebbles I don’t need it, it needs
me. I’m the human and my computer is just a huge paperweight without me, but
fuckers like those Agents Of Electricity and Agents Of Words are basically a
hidden religion trying to fuck us all.’
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