Tin Universe Daily #79

Tin Universe Daily #79

Karen, ‘I belonged to this mom group online…’

Stares from Fox and Jeff.

Karen, ‘I use a fake name and go on there for the laughs. Annd I have three imaginary children. And one me and my husband Dan lost due to illness at birth.’

More stares.

Karen, ‘Anyways, there’s this thing now where mom’s are trying to say “stupid” is a curse word. They harass librarians about books with stupid in it and try to keep their kids from hearing it at any cost.’

Jeff, ‘Now that’s stupid.’

Fox points at Jeff dramatically, ‘Curserererer!’

Karen, ‘The other day this lady said she left a note for the librarian at her local library about “the S T U P I D word” being in a DVD her daughter checked out.’

Fox, ‘Quick, what’s the one word that auto makes you cringe a little? I say, Cunt.’

Karen, ‘Yea, Cunt gives me that reaction too.’

Jeff, ‘Ninjago.’

Stares.

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Tin Universe Daily #78

Tin Universe Daily #78

Karen, ‘And his weird things? His Jeff like Jeff ways don’t bother you? I love the guy but dudes kind of off sometimes.’

Fox, ‘I can handle off.’

Karen, ‘His I’m being edgy asshole talk?’

Fox, ‘His way of dealing with the world.’

Karen, ‘His new obsession with Taylor Swift?’

Fox, ‘I can chill with uplifting anthems.’

Karen, ‘His…’

Fox, ‘Why are you trying to direct me away from him?

Karen, ‘Because he doesn’t human that well and that’s why I love and worry for him.’

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Tin Universe Daily #77

Tin Universe Daily #77

Jeff, ‘I’ve always wanted to fuck my own clone.’

Fox, ‘What?’

Karen, ‘Don’t get him started.’

Jeff, ‘Well…’

Karen, ‘I’ve heard this so many times before. The philosophical and metaphysical implications of that sort of one night stand is a rant you don’t want to hear.’

Jeff, ‘Would violate The Laws Of Time And Space.’

Fox, ‘I think I’ve heard this before?’

Jeff, ‘Yes, I’m already right there, inside your head is me.’

Fox, ‘Joy.’

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Tin Universe Daily #76

Tin Universe Daily #76

Gail, ‘Just because a lifeform is binary doesn’t mean it can’t gender identify as female.’

Karen, ‘….’

Jeff, ‘….’

Fox, ‘….’

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Tin Universe Daily #75

Tin Universe Daily #75

KAREN: I think I have whiplash from shaking my head so much at this new guy dad hired.

KAREN: sheesh

JEFF: Roll your eyes sometimes too to balance things out.

JEFF: Just took two loads of laundry over. I hope it doesn’t rain.

JEFF: hopefully the weather stays calm today

JEFF: i went over to the complex office to get me an expresso and they had cupcakes. I walked out with two and one in my mouth. One is in the fridge for you if you want to stop by.

JEFF: Not the one I had in my mouth.

KAREN: ESPRESSO

KAREN: Change the subject away from cupcakes.

JEFF: I've been seeing a lot of people talk about Gus sounding really pretentious in the movie, do you...

KAREN: Also thank you for the non-regurgitated cupcake

JEFF: I could see in their eyes when I walked out "Did he just take 3 cupcakes." I was laughing so hard outside I almost choked on my cupcake. And I don't care if they stop putting the snacks out. I'm going over there every day and getting coffee and a snack.

JEFF: Oh, and I finished the laundry with the tragic towels.

KAREN: do it

KAREN: cause they charge you enough

KAREN: And thanks. I didn’t want those towels going into our machines at home.

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Tin Universe Daily #74

Tin Universe Daily #74

JEFF: …ancing around in their fairy dust on moon light nights talking about baby smells and cocktails with the Munchesters and the Crackermores.

KAREN: I love this

KAREN: in other special snowflake news

KAREN: Poor old people can't get their coffee

KAREN: ugh and this asshole guy is now bugging the nannies in here.  he wants to know all about their lives

KAREN: how quaint!

JEFF: right?

JEFF: on the way to the golf course

JEFF: cue eye roll

KAREN: another restaurant who doesn’t do kid nights, make your own meal nights, they want in on the secrets...she's trying to scoop out how well ours does.  I'm like, lady, if you want to do it, just do it, stop trying to rip from us.

KAREN: these people

JEFF: You need a shirt that just says. You are not a special snowflake, smack head.

KAREN: I continue to be amazed

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Tin Universe Daily #73

Tin Universe Daily #73

KAREN: yea

JEFF: and they are a bunch of assholes over there

KAREN: Assholes being assholes

KAREN: ok I am done for today

KAREN: parents/nannies hanging out at restaurant

KAREN: one dad (who has been snotty to me too)

KAREN: he goes to this grandma "where did you go to school?" and she says palm beach high school

KAREN: so he goes "did you go to college?"

KAREN: and she told him this secretarial school she went to in gainesville

KAREN: so he goes "oh, I went to an accredited college so I don't know anything about that"

JEFF: Well fuck a doddle doo for him. Fucking  snobby ass people. The two most successful people I know only went to community college and the richest person I know didn't even graduate high school so fuck him I say.

KAREN: yea

KAREN: he's an ass

KAREN: he even just made fun of bcc (he goes my oldest is moving back so he can go to eastern florida or whatever that "whackadoo" school is called

JEFF: That's why I also get my tits up when people talk about community colleges. I even hear some say if you can't go to a university you just shouldn't go. Fuck that.

KAREN: yea

KAREN: this guy drives me up a wall

KAREN: he was so rude to me last week too

KAREN: but you know, that shit is normal here

KAREN: special snowflake town

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Tin Universe Monthly #1: Stereo

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